Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
the day after is always just damage control
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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