That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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