Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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