I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
