If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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