All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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