i wish starbucks made bloody marys
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Everclear isn't food dammit
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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