I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
only you would photoshop your dick
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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