Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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