A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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