How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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