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just tell him i said nine months
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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