Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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