My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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