Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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