yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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