Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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