im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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