Joe is yelling at the trees again.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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