We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Randomize
