spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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