I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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