There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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