I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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