Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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