That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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