I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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