You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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