Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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