Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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