just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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