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(416): View more from Ontario

i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones

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(916): View more from California

Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.

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(817): View more from Texas

I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.

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(561): View more from Florida

No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.

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(907): View more from Alaska

You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog

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(301): View more from Maryland

Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?

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It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.

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(269): View more from Michigan

YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control

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