I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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