Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Bang-toberfest begins!!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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