"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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