Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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