Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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