no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
My balls are so social today.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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