dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
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Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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