You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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