shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Randomize
