i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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