Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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