I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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