Just fell off a train. Bad.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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