can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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