xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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