Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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