Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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