You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
what the fuck happened to the tacos
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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