Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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