well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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